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Commercial, House


Smart Casuals



Work hours

11:00 PM - 03:00 AM


7-12 Sloane Square, London SW1W 8EG, United Kingdom

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Tonteria London Bottle Service and VIP Table Booking

Fire eating women, live wrestling, and drinks delivered by a miniature toy train right in your table. These are some of the outlandish and crazy experiences you’ll get when you decide to go to Tonteria London, one of Chelsea’s most visited nightclub. Tonteria means “nonsense” in Spanish, so expect some silly Mexican Tequila fun combined with the glamour that the area of Chelsea brings.

Owned and managed by the royal brothers’ best friend, Guy Pelly, you can expect a lot of celebrities and royals gracing the club. Kate Middleton and sister Pippa have been regularly seen frequenting the club, same with Henry Cavill and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Tonteria Club London Information


The club is perfectly situated at 7 – 12 Sloane Square, Belgravia London, right in the heart of Chelsea. You can easily reach it by using the Sloane Square tube.

Entry Fee

Like most clubs in London, Tonteria offers free entry to ladies who arrive before 11 PM, otherwise, a £ 20 entrance fee is required.

Bottle Service

For those who love Tequila, then you have found your Tequila heaven in Tonteria. The club has a vast selection of Tequila to be enjoyed, whether on the rocks, or in one of their signature cocktails. An order of their signature Jose Cuervo Express will cost you £ 110 and is good for 10 shots. One drink worth mentioning is the Reserva De Alma, one of only two bottle of its kind in the whole world, and sells for £ 5000 a shot.

Tonteria London Guestlist

You can join the Tonteria guestlist by booking in advance. Club Bookers will be more than happy to assist you in reserving a table or helping you get into the Tonteria London Guestlist.

Dress Code

The club adheres to a strict dress code policy, which is Smart Casual. You just need to wear appropriate clothes if you want to avoid any hassle at the door’s of one of the best night clubs in London! Sexy, trendy dresses in heels for women, while smart casual attire in elegant shoes would be perfect for men.

Opening Times

Monday 8:00 pm To 2:00 am
Thursday 8:00 pm To 2:00 am
Friday 8:00 pm To 3:00 am
Saturday 8:00 pm To 3:00 am

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Rated 4 out of 5
March 13, 2022

It’s a nice venue, amazing cocktails, but depending on what you get, it may be expensive.


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Rated 5 out of 5
March 13, 2022

You are treated extremely well here. What a great way to celebrate my birthday!


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Rated 5 out of 5
March 13, 2022

The vibe is great, especially at the weekend, the food is great, and the staff is amazing and friendly



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