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Music

Commercial, House

Dresscode

Smart Casuals

Capacity

200

Work hours

11:00 PM - 03:00 AM
4.8

Tonteria

7-12 Sloane Square, London SW1W 8EG, United Kingdom

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Tonteria London Bottle Service and VIP Table Booking

Fire eating women, live wrestling, and drinks delivered by a miniature toy train right in your table. These are some of the outlandish and crazy experiences you’ll get when you decide to go to Tonteria London, one of Chelsea’s most visited nightclub. Tonteria means “nonsense” in Spanish, so expect some silly Mexican Tequila fun combined with the glamour that the area of Chelsea brings.

Owned and managed by the royal brothers’ best friend, Guy Pelly, you can expect a lot of celebrities and royals gracing the club. Kate Middleton and sister Pippa have been regularly seen frequenting the club, same with Henry Cavill and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Tonteria Club London Information

Address

The club is perfectly situated at 7 – 12 Sloane Square, Belgravia London, right in the heart of Chelsea. You can easily reach it by using the Sloane Square tube.

Entry Fee

Like most clubs in London, Tonteria offers free entry to ladies who arrive before 11 PM, otherwise, a £ 20 entrance fee is required.

Bottle Service

For those who love Tequila, then you have found your Tequila heaven in Tonteria. The club has a vast selection of Tequila to be enjoyed, whether on the rocks, or in one of their signature cocktails. An order of their signature Jose Cuervo Express will cost you £ 110 and is good for 10 shots. One drink worth mentioning is the Reserva De Alma, one of only two bottle of its kind in the whole world, and sells for £ 5000 a shot.

Tonteria London Guestlist

You can join the Tonteria guestlist by booking in advance. Club Bookers will be more than happy to assist you in reserving a table or helping you get into the Tonteria London Guestlist.

Dress Code

The club adheres to a strict dress code policy, which is Smart Casual. You just need to wear appropriate clothes if you want to avoid any hassle at the door’s of one of the best night clubs in London! Sexy, trendy dresses in heels for women, while smart casual attire in elegant shoes would be perfect for men.




Opening Times

Monday 8:00 pm To 2:00 am
Thursday 8:00 pm To 2:00 am
Friday 8:00 pm To 3:00 am
Saturday 8:00 pm To 3:00 am

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Rated 5 out of 5
February 14, 2023

The best club for an incredible night out for my birthday party with my close friends party. This place is so much more than we expected! Superb location, awesome entertainment with professional dancers and lovely crowd.

Valeria Rebrentseva

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Rated 4 out of 5
February 14, 2023

Outstanding atmosphere, Mexican vibes, gorgeous performance! 🙌🏻One of the best nightclubs in London. Located just next to Sloane Sq. Ask for Jessica for the guest list. I usually suggest to arrive there before 23:00. If you fancy a party on Monday, Tonteria is definitely on my TOP list. I recommended

Oner

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Rated 5 out of 5
February 14, 2023

We had an absolutely FANTASTIC time with my friends at Tonteria last Friday!

Julliette

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Rated 5 out of 5
February 14, 2023

Super fun spot, delicious cocktails and dancing! Arrived at 11 pm and didn’t leave the club until they close. Drinks were good and service was attentive so I decided to leave good tips for the waiter. I really enjoyed dancers and the performance a lot!👍🏼 Guaranteed a good night ❤️‍🔥

Valerie Wellings

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Rated 5 out of 5
February 14, 2023

I had an amazing time there last Monday! Probably one of the best clubs in London I visited. Fun vibes, good drinks and fresh tacos. Great staff and definitely very memorable experience! I enjoy going there with my friends and come back to the club next time I’m in London!

Дарья Андреевна

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    What our Clients Say

    Katharina Klatt
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    2023-02-12
    The promoter was really nice and gave us great advice. He asked us about our ideas beforehand and then suggested perfectly suitable clubs. Even spontaneous changes to the guest list were possible without any problems. We'll be back every time!
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    2023-02-06
    First trip to Miami and first experience booking bottle service! Alex with Club Bookers took great care of myself and friends and made the whole process simple and easy.
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    2023-01-29
    We flew in from Jersey island and had an awesome weekend thanks to Alex! Alex arranged everything for us and was so reliable, friendly and polite.
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    Emily Wanderer
    2023-01-24
    Truly a great service. Alex was super responsive and made it so easy to book a table. Would definitely recommend!
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    2023-01-21
    "Booked with them a few times. Always flawless. Especially well connected in the Miami party scene. Got the full treat in regards to bottle service. Thx!"
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    Szilard Tivadar Veres
    2023-01-20
    Thank you for reserving my table at Circle le Soir in London! We had a fantastic time. I do recommend getting a table near the stage, as the ones in the back can get a little crowded.
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    Miguel Almeida
    2023-01-20
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    2023-01-20
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    Harshal Nikam
    2023-01-20
    Fantastic service. Dinner reservation followed up by a superb bottle service in the night club. I had fun at Tao. Greatly recommended.

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